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the talk with the hermit crab didn't go any better
Saturday, 04 April 2020
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coronavirus
corona
bear
hibernating
sleeping
stuck
i'd love to be quarantined with you!
Thursday, 02 April 2020
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corona
coronavirus
pick-up lines
temperature
virus
gloves
masks
wheezing not squeezing
Wednesday, 01 April 2020
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coronavirus
virus
hugs
drugs
germs
pandemic
the dummy has lockjaw and needs a tetanus shot
Tuesday, 31 March 2020
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ventriloquists
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coronavirus
virus
germs
purell all the bills and nobody gets hurt!
Sunday, 29 March 2020
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bank robber
banks
corona
coronavirus
masks
virus
"hey, what's your temperature?"
Friday, 27 March 2020
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corona
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dating
profile pictures
virus
or if you know of two really really strong guys
Wednesday, 25 March 2020
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casket
corona
coronavirus
social distancing
virus
death
pallbearers
close enough
Monday, 23 March 2020
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coronavirus
social distancing
inches
feet
apostrophe
just make sure the baserunners social distance themselves from the fielders
Saturday, 21 March 2020
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baseball
corona
coronavirus
hands
germs
#1
there's a lot of people coming so two-ply, please
Wednesday, 18 March 2020
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toilet paper
dinner
parties
wine
salad
and a half-a-roll of toilet paper!
Sunday, 15 March 2020
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game shows
coronavirus
corona
purell
illness
disease
hands
and you can vacuum out my pockets
Friday, 13 March 2020
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coronavirus
corona
car wash
hands
germs
wash
idiots
80% chance of pants flurries
Tuesday, 10 March 2020
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weathermen
strip clubs
rain
bills
money
and then rub it in with a little saliva
Saturday, 07 March 2020
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coronavirus
idiots
elevators
germs
death
faces
touching
or on your nose when you use it to push the elevator button
Wednesday, 04 March 2020
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coronavirus
disease
vaccines
idiots
escalators
purell
they've both got a point
Saturday, 29 February 2020
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facists
differences
vanilla
ice cream
idiots
just wait until he finds out about hawaii
Wednesday, 26 February 2020
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EDT
PT
time zones
california
pennsylvania
late
3 hours
when i snap my fingers you will be a stuntman!
Wednesday, 19 February 2020
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hypnotist
hypnosis
action movies
director
sleepy
or you could just google it
Thursday, 13 February 2020
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subways
stalactites
stalagmites
idiots
time
tastes just like sriracha!
Tuesday, 11 February 2020
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jasper
money savers
money savers
tips
blood
ketchup
no malarkey!
Thursday, 06 February 2020
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similes
felix unger
malarkey
punch
howdy doody
noun v. verb
Monday, 03 February 2020
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restaurants
tables
reserved
nouns
gregarious
"i guess now we can put away these round signs"
Friday, 31 January 2020
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idiots
earth
flat-earthers
flat
organizations
free splenectomy with every appendectomy! everything must go!
Friday, 24 January 2020
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hospitals
sales
medical
hearts
bypass
spines
anesthesia
a jarring experience
Sunday, 19 January 2020
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jars
museums
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tips
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