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i'll sleep even more when i'm dead
Wednesday, 28 November 2018
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longevity
age
secrets
pills
old
old people
old-timers
next on the agenda: two months of only savasana
Sunday, 25 November 2018
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yoga
retreats
cat
cow
stretching
dodging death
Wednesday, 14 November 2018
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longevity
secrets
old people
maple syrup
aging
both purchased on august 3rd, 1841
Saturday, 10 November 2018
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court jesters
presidents
top hats
hats
lincoln
with my american express card
Thursday, 08 November 2018
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dog food
remarkable
unremarkable
1850
amazing
hope the woodpecker gives you migraines!
Tuesday, 30 October 2018
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squirrels
trees
trash-talking
look! it's you looking at these people looking!
Sunday, 28 October 2018
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birds
watching
bird watching
woodpeckers
nature
my maid of honor was a stick
Thursday, 18 October 2018
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dogs
dog
man
friend
tennis balls
bones
kites
and it doesn't look anything like the valentine's day box of chocolates i got
Tuesday, 16 October 2018
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worlds worst
worst
cardiologist
hearts
idiots
idiot
or in a roll-on?
Thursday, 11 October 2018
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whoop ass
can openers
supermarkets
cans
the dude with the narrower tongue?
Wednesday, 10 October 2018
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harmonica
air harmonica
hard to tell
coin-flip
you can see the entire great wall when you're flying in
Thursday, 20 September 2018
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idiots
china
travelling
travel
worlds worst
and my radio station presets were all messed up!
Sunday, 16 September 2018
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excuses
bad
bad excuses
cars
relationships
if it's malignant we may have to cut you in half and toast you
Monday, 10 September 2018
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dermatologist
bagels
poppy seeds
moles
cancer
and don't forget to stand up the entire concert
Thursday, 06 September 2018
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douchebags
museums
paintings
blocking
"i can't."
Tuesday, 04 September 2018
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cavemen
signs
first
reading
also double-bagged and only got charged for one!
Monday, 03 September 2018
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grocery
supermarkets
bananas
fruit
savings
this guy is nuts!!!!!
Wednesday, 29 August 2018
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crazy
crazy people
jeff
deodorant
and turn signals are for losers!
Sunday, 26 August 2018
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douchebags
mentors
merging
cars
highways
works great with strollers, too!
Tuesday, 21 August 2018
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douchebags
nfl
revolving doors
coffee
that's like comparing apples to a different kind of apple
Sunday, 12 August 2018
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analogies
idiots
dogs
cantaloupe
space force
Saturday, 11 August 2018
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jumping
astronauts
Amish
and pluck your eyebrows but pretend you're in slow motion
Thursday, 09 August 2018
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douchebags
parking
cars
double-or-nothing on who would've landed on the moon first
Wednesday, 08 August 2018
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bets
idiots
computers
money
don't forget to speak really loud
Monday, 06 August 2018
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douchebags
speakerphone
doctors
offices
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