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control yourselves, ladies!

Monday, 25 November 2019

Mustaches LOGO

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and also thanks for giving us horrible posture

Friday, 15 November 2019

Vulture Thanksgiving LOGO

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even the winner choked

Thursday, 07 November 2019

Heimlich Olympics LOGO

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the octopus is psyched!

Saturday, 02 November 2019

Plastic Bags LOGO

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hey, i could be a resume writer!

Tuesday, 22 October 2019

Side Hustle LOGO

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oceanic eulogies

Thursday, 17 October 2019

Jellyfish LOGO

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plays bagpipes on "the sound of silence"

Saturday, 12 October 2019

Third Wheel SimonGar LOGO

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robot unemployment remains at 0%

Wednesday, 09 October 2019

RoombaLOGO

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and you can't talk and not be insensitive at the same time

Monday, 23 September 2019

Read the Room LOGO

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the bar gets even more defensive

Monday, 09 September 2019

Pie Chart LOGO

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or just let me cut your head off

Thursday, 05 September 2019

Vertebrae Guy LOGO

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then i can start paying back my student loans for business school!

Monday, 02 September 2019

Metal Detector Guy LOGO

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and don't worry about birth control

Tuesday, 27 August 2019

Senior Swingers LOGO

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but crullers are free

Thursday, 22 August 2019

Unreasonable Donuts LOGO

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although he insists it's just hair growth meds

Friday, 16 August 2019

Little Engine Final LOGO

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actually he just really hates myra

Tuesday, 13 August 2019

19th Wheel LOGO

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on the cusp of a divorce

Wednesday, 07 August 2019

i will also make a milkshake come out of my penis in the middle of the night!

Wednesday, 31 July 2019

Low Skill Magician LOGO

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no, but there's an applebee's

Saturday, 27 July 2019

Third Wheels Lewis and Clark LOGO3

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the mobius strip of careers

Monday, 22 July 2019

Life Coach LOGO

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snakes are a great source of protein!

Sunday, 14 July 2019

Third Wheel Adam Eve LOGO

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and you might want to get rid of the dead guy in the trunk

Wednesday, 10 July 2019

Third Wheel Bonnie and Clyde LOGO

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"however i will be unable to prance until tomorrow!"

Friday, 05 July 2019

Overdramatic U LOGO

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okay, i just pet a dog, now it's only thirteen seconds...

Tuesday, 25 June 2019

Unnecessary Talking 2 LOGO

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still more pleasant than the bi-polar bougainvillea

Thursday, 20 June 2019

Marigold LOGO

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Cartoons

control yourselves, ladies!

and also thanks for giving us horrible posture

even the winner choked

the octopus is psyched!

hey, i could be a resume writer!

oceanic eulogies

plays bagpipes on "the sound of silence"

robot unemployment remains at 0%

and you can't talk and not be insensitive at the same time

the bar gets even more defensive

or just let me cut your head off

then i can start paying back my student loans for business school!

and don't worry about birth control

but crullers are free

although he insists it's just hair growth meds

actually he just really hates myra

on the cusp of a divorce

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i will also make a milkshake come out of my penis in the middle of the night!

no, but there's an applebee's

the mobius strip of careers

snakes are a great source of protein!

and you might want to get rid of the dead guy in the trunk

"however i will be unable to prance until tomorrow!"

okay, i just pet a dog, now it's only thirteen seconds...

still more pleasant than the bi-polar bougainvillea

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