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Friday, 07 May 2021
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he's only a statue because he never got his tetanus shot
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Thursday, 29 April 2021
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and my divorce is all because of YOU, desk chair!
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Thursday, 22 April 2021
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ow!
trout with dill sauce trout with dill sauce trout with dill sauce
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Thursday, 15 April 2021
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a sheep in sheep's clothing
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Monday, 12 April 2021
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snoring isn't the cash cow you thought it was
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Tuesday, 06 April 2021
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and then hit the space bar on my keyboard!
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Monday, 29 March 2021
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hopefully it's johnson and johnson so he doesn't have to go back
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Wednesday, 24 March 2021
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and hurry up or i'll have to squirt you with my flower
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Sunday, 21 March 2021
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at least get a storage area in the dead mastodon's ribs
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Tuesday, 09 March 2021
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and ringo's probably paid off his student loans by now
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Friday, 05 March 2021
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do you mind if i check my hair in your rear view mirror?
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Saturday, 27 February 2021
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i walk alone, bitches!
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Wednesday, 24 February 2021
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as long as i don't have to leave it July 4th or Christmas
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Thursday, 18 February 2021
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five days
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Sunday, 14 February 2021
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the next morning the entire town had a parade for jeff to celebrate!
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Wednesday, 10 February 2021
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another foster fail
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Friday, 05 February 2021
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and gimme all the scarves, too!
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Tuesday, 02 February 2021
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and there were dozens of accomplices
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Sunday, 24 January 2021
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and remember to put down "no huffing, no puffing"
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Friday, 22 January 2021
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the ventilator really brings out the gray in his eyes
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Monday, 18 January 2021
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sounds like a fun evening
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Tuesday, 12 January 2021
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only 999,000 more to a million!
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Monday, 11 January 2021
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only covered for perpendicular claims
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Friday, 08 January 2021
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all lamb has been vaccinated
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Monday, 04 January 2021
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