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Friday, 01 March 2024
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Wednesday, 13 December 2023
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where pronouns go to die
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the further adventures of mr. paranoid
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for my next trick i will pull a tennis ball out of my pants!
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"did you see that one cloud yesterday?'
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and two fingers and two toes means i think you're adorable!
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that's like comparing fig leafs to sins
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maybe the short guy just needs a lozenge?!?
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